On 25th November I made THIS blog post.
Today, my Mam sent me an email with this:
Merry Christmas everyone. Please have a safe and happy Festive period and most of all, stay healthy!!! It is in the interests of good health I send you this important message. Enjoy!
She is a TV “health guru” advocating a holistic approach to nutrition and ill health, promoting exercise, a pescetarian diet high in organic fruits and vegetables. She recommends detox diets colonic irrigation and supplements, also making statements that yeast is harmful, that the colour of food is nutritionally significant, and about the utility of lingual and faecal examination.
This woman is 50.
She is a TV cook, who eats nothing but meat, butter and deserts [sic].
Only you can decide which woman you want to be!
It seems I may have inadvertantly started an email meme! 🙂
omg!! That is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. Thanksg for the Monday morning laugh!
Happy to oblige. 😉
no contest: I’d rather “be” Nigella. OK, so maybe I’m a wee bit overweight, and shorter, and wear glasses, but, heck, I look a lot better than others of the same age. he he…
Wow, that single year between 50 and 51 must be fraught with disasters! 😉
Fabulous! Love it-:) It just shows there is no point to stress yourself about diet..it gives you more wrinkles..right Gillian? -:)
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